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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

Honda ... because the apostles were all in one accord.

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

God drove Adam and Eve out of the garden in a fury.

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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.

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Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

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Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury aquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.

"Your honor," he said, "I wanna get out a warrant for my dirty lawyer."

"Why?" asked the judge. "He won your aquittal. Why do you want to arrest him?"

"Well, your honor," replied Carlson, "I didn't have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole."

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