Candle jokes

4 jokes about candles



How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.

9     → Joke

What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter!

4     → Joke

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

28     → Joke

What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

2     → Joke