What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?7 Burning Jokes
Neither, they both burn shorter!
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?9 Catholic Jokes
None. They use candles.
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?22 Man Jokes
When the power goes off.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?3 Dinosaur Jokes