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What was Camelot?

A place where people parked their camels!

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What was Camelot famous for?

It's knight life!

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A passenger plane was flying over a desert when one engine broke down and the plane crashed.

One man survived and decided that not knowing when help would arrive, he needed to prepare himself for surviving.

After three months the man had settled in quite nicely, built him a shelter, had a steady food supply and found a water hole.

Also at this water hole he came across a lone camel staying by the water hole, and accepted this camel as his 'company'.

For another three months this went on until the man was starting to get bored with the life he had made for himself in the desert, and as with any man, the man had been raunchy for quite a while now, until one day, whilst looking at the camel, considered it ... and had a go but failed in his attempt.

This was the case every day for the following three months, with the man getting to an uncontrollable state of raunchiness, when another plane crashed near where the man was staying, he rushed to the scene to find a sole survivor, a beautiful young French female model.

The man helped the lady to his home where he fed her, gave her water and started telling his whole story about living in the desert.

As night fell and the man went on telling his story, the model got more and more amazed at this man's story, and by the time the man was had finished, the woman had even fallen in love, and with their romantic atmosphere asked him that for all of his troubles and kindness, there surely was something she could do for him??

... After thinking for a while the man agreed and pointed at the camel saying "I've been trying for three months now, I would really appreciate it if you could please hold the camel still!"

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