Butter jokes

2 jokes about butter


How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter.

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A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."

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