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Proposal

How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter.

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Proposal

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over ...

John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear 20 stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

John grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T.

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Proposal

Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"

The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

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Proposal

Teacher: give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it
Student: I have a jacket with 10 buttons on it but I only fasten eight     ~ Schiddly bop

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Proposal

Two men named Pontio and Lorn live together. One very hot day, Pontio walked into the kitchen and found Lorn with his butt up to the refrigerator.

Pontio asks: "Lorn what the heck is your butt doing in the refrigerator?"

Lorn said: "Because I wanted you to have something cool to slip into!"

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