30 jokes about buttsProposal
How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?1 → JokeProposal
Footprints in the butter.
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over ...1 → JokeProposal
John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear 20 stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
John grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T.
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"1 → JokeProposal
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
Teacher: give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it 0 → JokeProposal
Student: I have a jacket with 10 buttons on it but I only fasten eight ~ Schiddly bop
Two men named Pontio and Lorn live together. One very hot day, Pontio walked into the kitchen and found Lorn with his butt up to the refrigerator.0 → Joke
Pontio asks: "Lorn what the heck is your butt doing in the refrigerator?"
Lorn said: "Because I wanted you to have something cool to slip into!"