30 jokes about buttsProposal
A proctologist (butt doctor) is walking in a hospital when an intern runs up to him with very important documents to sign. Frantically, the doctor reaches into his pocket to pull out his pen but instead finds a rectal thermometer. The proctologist gets red in the face and starts swearing.1 Proposal
The intern asks him if he's mad because he had grabbed the wrong tool.
The doctor replies "No, some asshole has my favorite pen!" ~ Max
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said: "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!"1 Proposal
The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"
Teacher: give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it 0 Proposal
Student: I have a jacket with 10 buttons on it but I only fasten eight ~ Schiddly bop
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over ...0 Proposal
John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear 20 stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
John grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''
No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T.
Two men named Pontio and Lorn live together. One very hot day, Pontio walked into the kitchen and found Lorn with his butt up to the refrigerator.0
Pontio asks: "Lorn what the heck is your butt doing in the refrigerator?"
Lorn said: "Because I wanted you to have something cool to slip into!"