Butt jokes

31 jokes about butts



A Frenchman, an Italian, a German, and a Spaniard are eating and discussing who's language was the most lovely.

"Well," says the Frenchman, "the French word for 'butterfly' is very lovely, 'papillon'"

"Ah," says the Italian, "but so is the Italian word for butterfly: 'Farfalla!'"
"As is the Spanish word." says the Spaniard. "Mariposa"
So the German is listening to all this and comes out saying: "So what's wrong with 'der schmetterling?'"

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After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.

The Japanese are the only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!

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How can you tell that an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

Footprints in the butter.

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Yo momma's so fat, her butt cheeks have their own president!     ~ anonymous

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A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."

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