31 jokes about butts
A passenger taps a taxi drivers on his shoulder. The driver shits himself with shock, swerves nearly hitting a bus and stops inches from a shop window.53 → Joke
"Fuck-me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.
"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."
Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."21 → Joke
Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."30 → Joke
The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants," she says.
He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
A chemist walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?"9 → Joke
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it, I can never remember that word."
Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.4 → Joke
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