Yo momma is so ugly when she was born, her mother said: "What a treasure!" and her father said: "Yea lets go bury it!"5 Yo Momma Jokes
"Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?"0 Mommy Mommy Jokes
"Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy."
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetary back to the car, the little girl asked: "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"14 Woman Jokes Jokes
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"