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We all know that a viola is better than a violin because it burns longer. But why does it burn longer?

It's usually still in the case.

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violin

What burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?

Neither, they both burn shorter!

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candle,flower

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Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.

Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.

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violin

We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

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