Burning - 10 jokes
7 → Joke
We all know that a viola
is better than a violin
because it burns
longer. But why does it burn longer?
It's usually still in the case.
3 → Joke
What burns longer, a red candle
or a green candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter!
52 → Joke
's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire
station. The firefighter
giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him.
Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"
6 → Joke8 → Joke
What's the difference between a violin
and a viola
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer
3) You can tune the violin.