A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.24 Panda Jokes
The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.
And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."
"Mommy, Mommy! I don't want any more hamburger!"2 Mommy Mommy Jokes Jokes
"Shut up and stick your arms back into the meat grinder."