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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

12     Light Bulb Jokes


How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

11     Pervert Jokes


How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They use candles.

9     Catholic Jokes


How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins.

9     Light Bulb Jokes


How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?

1) However many turns you on ;)
2) That depends ... is it AC or DC?
3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.

5     Light Bulb Jokes






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