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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One-two, one-two, one-two.

5     Light Bulb Jokes


How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.

2     Light Bulb Jokes


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

5     Light Bulb Jokes


How many college students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Will this be on the test?

23     Light Bulb Jokes


How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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