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How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.

2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.

10     Light Bulb Jokes


How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes millions of years.

7     Light Bulb Jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

15     Blonde Jokes


How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?

1) "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change."
2) None. Social workers never change anything.
3) None. They empower it to change itself!
4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit.
5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
6) Two. One to change the bulb and another to put your kids into care.
7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement.

24     Light Bulb Jokes


How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.

9     Arab Jokes






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