Little Porny was bored, so she decided to go see what her mother was doing. As she walked into her mother's room, she heard her say: "Shit!" She asked her mother what that meant and her mother said: "Dear, it's just another word for make-up".6 Short jokes
So she goes on her way past her brothers room, she hears him say: "Cunt and tits" Sshe goes in and asks: "What does that mean?" He says: "Ooh thats another word for coats and hats."
She goes down-stairs to the kitchen to get a drink and again hears her dad say: "Fuck!" She asks: "Daddy what does that means?" "Aah! my little one, thats another word for stuffing the turkey."
So she comfortably gets her drink and goes to watch a movie. Few minutes later, the door bell rings, she runs to get it opened and says: "Come in, can I take your cunts and tits? Mom is up-stairs putting shit on her face, daddy is down stairs fucking the turkey!"
What is the difference between friends and best friends?4 Friend Jokes
When you are in hospital, friends ask: "How are you?"
Best friends ask: "Hey brother, how is the nurse?"
"Mommy, Mommy! Can Sheldon come out and play baseball with us?"0 Mommy Mommy Jokes JokesBrother Sayings
"You already know your little brother has no arms and legs!"
"Yeah, we know. We just wanna use him for second base."