Funny · Short · New · Top Proposal
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"3
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
A young minister
prepares to go to bed with his bride on their wedding night. Upon entering the bedroom he sees her lying down on the bed. Ever conscious of his duties to the Lord, he exclaims,
"Woman, don't you know that you should be on your knees?"
Her suprised reply: "Well, OK, if that's what you want. But I always get hiccups
when I do it that way."