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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

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blonde

What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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office chair

Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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girl,bikini:6

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

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policeman,donut

A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

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girl,sexy