Break jokes

34 jokes about breaks


Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

It takes too long to retrain them.

14     blonde jokes

What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

23     chair jokes

Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

27     woman jokes

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

4     policeman jokes

A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

70     sex jokes

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