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Dogs · Men · Brain
st.bernard,puppyWhy were men given larger brains than dogs?

1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
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Men · Cows · Brain · Shit · Shitting
businessmanWhat's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
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Penises · Doctors · Women · Babies · Brain
woman,martiniA woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."

The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"

The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."

The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"
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Minds · Changes · Brain
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
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