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What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

21     man jokes


What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

50     blonde jokes


A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."

The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"

The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."

The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

51     penis jokes


If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

13     mind jokes


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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

3     Short jokes






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