Brain Jokes
Top 10 Jokes about Brains


What's the difference between a man and a cow?

One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!

21     Man Jokes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?


49     Blonde Jokes

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"

The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."

The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"

The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."

The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

41     Penis Jokes

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

18     Mind Jokes


What do you call a man with half a brain?


4     Short jokes

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