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A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

22     Politician Jokes


What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Bookworms.

4     Librarians Jokes


If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

18     Mind Jokes


Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions", he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom, "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

10     Obsession Jokes


Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.

11     Vibrator Jokes






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