A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.22 Politician Jokes
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?4 Librarians Jokes
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?18 Mind Jokes
Dr. Phil was conducting a therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.10 Obsession Jokes
"You all have obsessions", he observed.
To the first mother he said, "You are so obsessed with eating you've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom, "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third mom, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."
Yo momma is so ugly. Even her vibrator goes limp.11 Vibrator JokesNext page Jokes