A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?54 Sex JokesProposal
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"
Why did the cowboy cry during art class? He couldn't draw his gun. ~ Bill Gates O Hell9 Short jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.7 Yo Momma Jokes
A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean it, prepare it, and serve the deer meat for dinner. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them.42 Asshole Jokes
His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner dad?"
"You'll see", he replies.
They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating.
"Ok", says her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."
His daughter screams ... "Don't eat it, Jimmy! ... It's a fucking asshole ..."
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A boy in a white shirt fell in the mud.
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He got back up and fell back down.
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He took a bath with Bubbles.
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Bubbles is the girl next door.