104 jokes about boys
A third grade
teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short
poem.
The first
kid sat in the first row was a teachers pet. He stood and said, "My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can."
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room. She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, "My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a
baby ... if I can, and I think I can."
The next on the list was Little
Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room. He stood up and said, "My name is Johnny, and I don't give a darn about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can ... and I think can!"
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Little Johnny jokesA
blonde, a
brunette, and a
redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a
genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one
wish.
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at
home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my
friends were here ..."
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blonde jokesA
man left work one Friday afternoon. Being
payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
hunting with the boys and spent his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry
wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left
eye.
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wife jokesA
hydrogen atom lost its
electron and went to the
police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?"
"I'm positive." replied the atom.
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atom jokesWhen I was in
London a few months ago, I was approached by a
prostitute as I left a
club on one of the back streets of Soho. Mainly interested in checking the rate of exchange I assure you, I asked: "How much?"
"It'll cost ya twenty quid" replied the tart.
"American Express?" I inquired.
She gave me an appraising look and said: "You can go as fast as you like" .
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