A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"3 Michael Jackson Jokes
"Both son. God is both."
After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"
"Both son, both."
The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?13 Man Jokes
Both of them.
A man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."48 Penis Jokes
His wife replies: "You have a bigger willy than your brother!"
How is an apple like a lawyer?43 Lawyer Jokes
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?41 Gynecologist JokesNext page JokesBoth Sayings
They can both smell it but can't eat it.