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A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"

"Both son. God is both."

After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?"

"Both son, both."

The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"

3     Michael Jackson Jokes


How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

13     Man Jokes


A man says to his wife: "Tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

His wife replies: "You have a bigger willy than your brother!"

48     Penis Jokes


How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

43     Lawyer Jokes


What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They can both smell it but can't eat it.

41     Gynecologist Jokes




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