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Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

50     smile jokes


What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

49     penis jokes


One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"

The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."

43     sperm jokes


What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

37     love jokes


A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.

She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"

She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"

She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that blow job I promised you?

Here it comes ..."

37     money jokes






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