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Yo Momma's so fat and black, she's a rare blood type... treacle.     ~ KP

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Yo momma is so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song for Diana:

1) Roxette - "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"

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Yo momma's so fat her blood type is "Ragu".     ~ I hates Bill Gates

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One day a little girl and her brother were taking a shower together and discovered there privates part they didn't know anything about.

Later that day, The girl asked her mom about it and her mom said "Its your garage"

Then the little boy asked his dad said"Its your car'

The next day they were talking about it and the little girl came out the shower covered in blood her mom asked"what the hell happened"And the little girl said"Brother tried to park hes car in my garage so I deflated his back tires"

The Little boy dad saw him crying and he ask why are u crying and the little boy said"I asked sister to open her legs and the i tried to put my car in her garage but my car it wouldn't fit so i went back and front a few times and she moaned and I went faster and faster and she deflated my car now i wont have kids or put my garage in any other girl like you told me about.

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