25 jokes about bloodProposal
Yo Momma's so fat and black, she's a rare blood type... treacle. ~ KP1 → JokeProposal
A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.2 → Joke
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"
"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."
"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"
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Elton John wasn't the only one who composed a song
- "Crash! Boom! Bang!"
2) Michael Jackson - "Blood on the dashboard!"
Yo momma's so fat her blood type is "Ragu". ~ I hates Bill Gates0 → JokeProposal
One day a little girl and her brother were taking a shower together and discovered there privates part they didn't know anything about.0 → Joke
Later that day, The girl asked her mom about it and her mom said "Its your garage"
Then the little boy asked his dad said"Its your car'
The next day they were talking about it and the little girl came out the shower covered in blood her mom asked"what the hell happened"And the little girl said"Brother tried to park hes car in my garage so I deflated his back tires"
The Little boy dad saw him crying and he ask why are u crying and the little boy said"I asked sister to open her legs and the i tried to put my car in her garage but my car it wouldn't fit so i went back and front a few times and she moaned and I went faster and faster and she deflated my car now i wont have kids or put my garage in any other girl like you told me about.