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How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!


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What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.


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blonde:3A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic.

All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”

Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.

Shortly thereafter, there is third bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours.

The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”


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Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.


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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.


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