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Blondes · Lawyers · Blowjobs
blonde:5What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

1) There are some things even a blonde won't do.
2) Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
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Computers · Blondes · Differences · Information
computerWhat's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.
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Blondes · Stupid · Breasts · Dumb · Schools
blonde:5A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special mummy?"

"Yes dear it does."

The next day the blonde girl comes running in again and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only say the alphabet from A to C but I can go until E. Look - A, B, C, D, E. Does that mean I am special mummy?"

"Yes dear it does."

The next day the blonde girl comes rushing home and says "Mummy mummy! Today at school we were getting changed for physical excercises and all the other girls had really flat chests but I had these ...!" She opens her blouse and reveals a humungous pair of DD breasts. "Is it because I am special mummy?"

"No dear it's because you are 25."
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Blondes · Beer · Empty
blonde:5What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.
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Blondes · Handicapped · Passengers · Cars
blonde:3Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.
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