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Computers · Blondes · Differences · Information
computerWhat's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.
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Men · Blondes · Jokes · Memory
man,wheel barrowWhy are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.
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Blondes · Doctors · Fingers
blonde:5A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
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Blondes · Grenades
blonde:2What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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Blondes · Deserts · Doors
blonde:5A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.

The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."

The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."

Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
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