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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"

Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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