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73 jokes about blondes


What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

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What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

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Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.

The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the clubhouse and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the pro asked, "Okay, so who was playing the yellow ball?"

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What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

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