Blonde jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.

It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.

The old lady thinks: "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark and she slapped him."

The pretty young blonde thinks: "I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him."

The Frenchman thinks: "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me."

The Englishman thinks: "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can slap that French twat again."