A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn't want to pay the high prices.25 Shoe Jokes
After unsuccessfully haggling with of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price."
Later in the day, the shopkeeper spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. She took aim at an alligator, killed it and hauled it onto the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blonde flipped the alligator on its back and shouted in frustration, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either."
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?20 Flashlight Jokes
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?9 Airbag Jokes
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?12 Handicapped Jokes
You can park in the handicapped spots.
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