Blonde jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.