Blonde jokes

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass!"

Too late - he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language.

"That's okay," the blonde replied, "I have a very similar problem ... If I don't sell more ass this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car!"

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of semen.