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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.

One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.

He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.

When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes".

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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

You can park in the handicapped spots.

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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a briefcase?

Branch Manager.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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