A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.20 Police Jokes
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?19 Semen Jokes
They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?30 Man Jokes
So men can remember them.
A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks.36 Sex Jokes
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten Bitch", she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?15 Light Bulb JokesNext page Jokes
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.