Blonde jokes

73 jokes about blondes


What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

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If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks."

And the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."

They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

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What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

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