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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

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A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband.

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she's got no clothes on!"

The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten Bitch", she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

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