Blonde jokes

82 jokes about blondes



How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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