If you drop a blonde and a brunette
from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions
on the way down.
Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks
The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks."
And the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."
They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train
What did the blondes right leg
say to the left leg?
Nothing, they haven't met!