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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

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What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."

The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."

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