Blonde jokes

73 jokes about blondes

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

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What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

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A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."

The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."

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