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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal chickens. The police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.

One policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.

He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.

When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "potatoes".

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Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first blonde said: "These look like deer tracks."

And the other one said: "No they look like moose tracks."

They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

Data transfer.

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