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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

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A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic.

All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom “I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”

Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.

Shortly thereafter, there is third bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours.

The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”

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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?

They both wriggle when you eat them.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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