Blonde jokes

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.