Blonde jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.