Blonde jokes

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."

The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.