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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

19     UFO jokes


A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.

Then she wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 10,000 dollars in a paper bag in the northwest corner of the park." then she signed it 'THE BLONDE' and told the kid to give it to his mom.

The next day she went to the northwest corner of the park and got the paper bag. It had the money in it and a note from the mother that said, "How could you do this to another blonde?"

28     money jokes


What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

24     leg jokes


What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

22     intelligence jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

87     bitch jokes






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