Blonde jokes

76 jokes about blondes



If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

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What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

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