73 jokes about blondes
If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?13 → Joke
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?96 → Joke
A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.
How do you get a blonde on the roof?16 → Joke
Tell her drinks are on the house.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?18 → Joke
A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.10 → Joke
"I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!" the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.
Finally, the ventriloquist says, "Sorry ma'am ..."
The woman cuts him off by saying, "You stay out of this. I'm talkin' to the dummy."
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