Blonde jokes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they are on their backs they are screwed.