Blonde jokes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they are on their backs they are screwed.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.

What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

Nothing, they haven't met!

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.