76 jokes about blondes
24 → Joke
A blonde desperately needed some money
, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.
Then she wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 10,000 dollars in a paper bag in the northwest corner of the park." then she signed it 'THE BLONDE' and told the kid to give it to his mom.
The next day she went to the northwest corner of the park and got the paper bag. It had the money in it and a note from the mother that said, "How could you do this to another blonde?"
Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as there boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.32 → Joke
One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off.
The redhead does her gardening and has an early night.
The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house.
On next day, the brunette goes on asking: "Shall we leave early again today?" The blonde says: "No way I nearly got caught!
16 → Joke
How do you confuse
Put her in a circular
room and tell her to sit in the corner
How does a blonde confuse you?
She comes out and says she did it.
16 → Joke
What do blondes and turtles
have in common?
When they are on their backs they are screwed
20 → Joke
What did the blondes right leg
say to the left leg?
Nothing, they haven't met!
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