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What do blondes and turtles
have in common?
When they are on their backs they are screwed
Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as there boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.41 sex jokes
One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off.
The redhead does her gardening and has an early night.
The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house.
On next day, the brunette goes on asking: "Shall we leave early again today?" The blonde says: "No way I nearly got caught!
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If you drop a blonde and a brunette
from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions
on the way down.