Blonde jokes

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they are on their backs they are screwed.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch?

A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.