Blonde jokes

73 jokes about blondes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

11     9


What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

6     6


How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

7     8


What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

43     3


Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

17     6


Jokes related to blonde jokes