Blonde jokes

82 jokes about blondes



How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

34     drink jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     traffic jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

18     medicine jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

21     UFO jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.

23     corner jokes

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