Blonde jokes

What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."