Blonde jokes

82 jokes about blondes



What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

23     UFO jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     traffic jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

34     drink jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

18     medicine jokes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?


49     brain cell jokes

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