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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

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What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

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Three girls are at work, and their female boss is leaving early for the day. The brunette also suggests to leave early as there boss will not notice. So that afternoon, they all leave early.

One spends time with her son and enjoys her time off.

The redhead does her gardening and has an early night.

The blonde goes home and hears sounds in her bedroom, she walks upstairs quietly open her bedroom door and finds her boss in bed with her hubby, shuts the door and leaves the house.

On next day, the brunette goes on asking: "Shall we leave early again today?" The blonde says: "No way I nearly got caught!

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