Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.