Blonde Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Blondes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.