Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.

What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.