Blonde jokes

82 jokes about blondes



What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

32     asshole jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

23     UFO jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     traffic jokes

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

18     medicine jokes

What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

21     cheer jokes

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