Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?

Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.