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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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What's the Blonde's cheer?

"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."

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