Blonde jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFO's.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.