73 jokes about blondes
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?14 → Joke
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
What's the Blonde's cheer?18 → Joke
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."
Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?21 → Joke
Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?27 → Joke
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
A blonde desperately needed some money, so she decided to kidnap someone. So she went to the park and she grabbed this kid.23 → Joke
Then she wrote a note saying, "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 10,000 dollars in a paper bag in the northwest corner of the park." then she signed it 'THE BLONDE' and told the kid to give it to his mom.
The next day she went to the northwest corner of the park and got the paper bag. It had the money in it and a note from the mother that said, "How could you do this to another blonde?"
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