Blonde jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.