Blonde Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Blondes



Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

33     Suicide Jokes

Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

42     Helicopter Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

28     Orange Juice Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

34     Drink Jokes

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     Traffic Jokes

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