Blonde jokes

Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!

Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.