Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.33 Suicide Jokes
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?42 Helicopter Jokes
She got cold and turned off the fan.
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Because it said 'concentrate'.
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Tell her drinks are on the house.
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Some traffic signs say stop.