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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

22     grenade jokes


Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

37     suicide jokes


Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

40     helicopter jokes


Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

28     orange juice jokes


What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

34     asshole jokes






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