Blonde jokes

73 jokes about blondes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

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Two blondes were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.

"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.

"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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