Blonde jokes

Why do blonde chicks have cum in their navels?

Because blonde guys aren't too bright either!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.