A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor
came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox
. She opened it then closed and went back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again and went to the mail
box. She opened and shut it again. Angrily, she went back to the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her: "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied: "There certainly is! My stupid computer
keeps saying: 'You've got mail!'"
How do you teach a blonde maths
Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde: “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim
, I'd come out there and kick your butt
A blonde, a brunette
, and a redhead
are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie
's lamp and agree they'll each get one wish
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at home
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my friends
were here ..."