Little Patrik asked for a bike
for his Birthday. His dad said: "We'd get you one but your mortgage
is $80,000 and your mum has lost her job."
Next day Patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks: "Where you going son?"
Patrick replied: "I walked past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard mum tell you to wait coz she was comintoo, I'm not staying here on me own with an $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!"
walks into this bar
, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender
, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday today. How 'bout a free drink
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet
's right down the hall."