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What's the difference between a man and a parrot?

You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.

15     Man Jokes


Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

So they can find their way back to the house

17     Man Jokes


Italian: "When I finish making love to my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches above the bed in extasy!"

Frenchman: "Zat is nothing, when I finish wit ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick ze soles of her feet and she floats 10 inches above ze bed in extasy."

Englishman: "When I'm finished shaggin me bird I wipe me knob on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!"

12     English Jokes


Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they forgot the words!

0     Hummingbirds Jokes






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