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Italian: "When I finish making love to my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches above the bed in extasy!"7 Proposal
Frenchman: "Zat is nothing, when I finish wit ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick ze soles of her feet and she floats 10 inches above ze bed in extasy."
Englishman: "When I'm finished shaggin me bird I wipe me knob on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!"
A man lying on a nude beach noticed a little girl eyeballing his private bits as she approached, so he covered them with a newspaper.1 Proposal
When the little girl was close enough, she asked the man what he was hiding under the newspaper, to which he replied, "it's just my little bird."
The little girl asked if she could see the little bird, to which the man replied that she could not, because it was resting.
The man eventually fell asleep, forgetting about the incident.
A while later, the man woke up in a hospital bed, in AGONY, and cried out, "what HAPPENED???"
Just then, the little girl stepped in and said, "I tried to play with your little bird, but it SPIT at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and burned its nest..." ~ Dreisdale
Why do hummingbirds hum?0 Proposal
Because they forgot the words!
Why do birds fly south for winter?0 Proposal
Because it's too far to walk!
What kind of bird can carry the most weight?0