What's the difference between a man and a parrot?15 Man Jokes
You can teach a parrot to talk nicely.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?17 Man Jokes
So they can find their way back to the house
Italian: "When I finish making love to my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches above the bed in extasy!"12 English Jokes
Frenchman: "Zat is nothing, when I finish wit ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick ze soles of her feet and she floats 10 inches above ze bed in extasy."
Englishman: "When I'm finished shaggin me bird I wipe me knob on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof!"
Why do hummingbirds hum?0 Hummingbirds Jokes JokesBird Sayings
Because they forgot the words!