Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?6 Sex JokesProposal
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
What is the difference between Hillary and Bill?1 Short jokes
Hillary doesn't get caught!
Teacher: "Johnny why is your cat at school today?"39 Cat Jokes
John (crying): "I heard the postman tell my mummy when the kid goes to school I'm going to eat your fuckin pussy!"
After drafting a will for an elderly client, the lawyer announced a fee of $100.33 Lawyer Jokes
The client gave the lawyer a $100 bill.
After the client left, the lawyer saw that the client had in fact paid $200, as two of the client's $100 bills had stuck together.
Looking at the $100 overpayment, an ethical question arose in the lawyer's mind: "Do I tell my partner?"
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?30 Bill Clinton JokesNext page Jokes
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"