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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?

Some traffic signs say stop.

20     blonde jokes


What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

31     computer jokes


What is the difference between marriage and death?

Dead people are free.

33     marriage jokes


The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross you arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand." The new priest tries this.

The old priest suggests, "Try saying things like, 'I see, yes, go on', and "I understand. How did you feel about that?" The new priest says those things.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying 'No shit?!? What happened next?"

31     priest jokes


What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

33     Princess Diana jokes




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