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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

36     blonde jokes


What's the difference between a pussy cat and a pussy?

One hates water while the other loves to be wet.

20     pussy jokes


A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.

"I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' written on it," she said, furious. "You had better have an explanation."

"Calm down, honey," the man replied. "Remember last week when I was at the dog track? That was the name of the dog I bet on."

The next morning, his wife snuck up on him and smacked him again.

"What was that for?" he complained.

"Your dog called last night."

40     dog jokes


Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.

26     yo momma jokes


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

41     woman jokes






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