Bet jokes

167 jokes about bets


Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.

31     yo momma jokes

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?

Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

39     sex jokes

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.

However, a little voice in his head said Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, ... so it's not like you're the first ...

This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, but then again ... they probably weren't veterinarians ...

40     sex jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

38     woman jokes

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

37     death jokes

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