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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

45     wife jokes


What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

42     marriage jokes


What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

13     story jokes


What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

43     woman jokes


What's the difference between a pussy cat and a pussy?

One hates water while the other loves to be wet.

37     pussy jokes






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