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What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.

54     God jokes


Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

51     spanking jokes


The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

49     death jokes


What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

49     penis jokes


A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

"You aren't so good in bed either!", he shouted and stormed off to work.

By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?"

"I was in bed."

"What were you doing in bed this late?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

47     sex jokes






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