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What is the difference between girls / women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?

12     story jokes


What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.

53     God jokes


What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

52     penis jokes


The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

49     death jokes


Little Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"

52     spanking jokes






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