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Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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A boy in bath with his mum asks: "What's that hairy thing?

Mum says:"That's my sponge.

The says: "Oh yeah, babysitters got one too. I have seen her washing Dads face with it."

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A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

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First guy proudly: "My wife's an angel!"

Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

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