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One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

55     Little Johnny jokes


How can you tell if your husband is dead?

The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

44     sex jokes


What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use a lubricant.

51     girlfriend jokes


What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?

When Hillary is out of town.

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An old man was wondering if his wife had a hearing problem. So one night, he stood behind her while she was sitting in her lounge chair.

He spoke softly to her, "Honey, can you hear me?" There was no response.

He moved a little closer and said again, "Honey, can you hear me?" Still, there was no response.

Finally he moved right behind her and said, "Honey, can you hear me?"

She replied, "For the third time, Yes!"

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