One sperm says to the other: "How far is it to the ovaries?"48 → Joke
The other one replies: "Relax. We just passed the tonsils."
The husband says to wife: "My Olympic condoms have arrived. Think I will wear gold tonight."54 → Joke
The wife says: "Why don't you wear silver and cum fuckin second for a change?"
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."40 → Joke
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."
What did God say after creating Adam?47 → Joke
I can do better.
The teacher asked Little Johnny: "How can you prove the earth is round?"47 → JokeMore good jokesBack to home
Little Johnny replied: "I can't. Besides, I never said it was."