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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in God, but God believes in Chuck Norris.

10     Chuck Norris jokes


Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

13     man jokes


Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious. Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

35     affair jokes


Why don't men believe in paternity tests?

Because the sample is taken from their finger.

9     man jokes


To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

4     scoreboard jokes






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