36 jokes about beer
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Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing
It seems that no one else has big enough ears
to go 12 rounds.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers, please" ~ Mark3 Short jokesProposal
So Dan and Mike are drinking beer in a bar.3 Short jokesProposal
"Hey Dan, did you know the universe is expanding and there's nothing we can do about it?"
"Of course there's something we can do about it, Mike."
"Yeah? What's that?"
"Tell your mom to stop eating."
Nathan goes to see his doctor. After a lengthy examination the doctor sighs, and says, "I've some bad news for you, Nathan. You have an incurable cancer. I suggest you quickly put your affairs in order." Nathan is initially shocked, but then, being a calm, solid character, he composes himself and quietly leaves the doctor's office. His son Max is waiting for him.12 Short jokes16 lawyer jokesNext page Jokesbeer sayings
"Max," says Nathan, "we celebrate when things are good and we sometimes celebrate when things are not so good. In my case, Max, things aren't so good - I have cancer, so I suggest we go to my golf club for a few drinks." 4 or 5 glasses of whisky later, the two are feeling a little less sad. Then, after a few laughs and some more glasses of whisky, they are approached by two of Nathan's club mates, curious as to what Nathan and Max are celebrating.
Nathan tells them, "Guys, we're drinking to my impending death. I've been diagnosed with AIDS." His club mates are shocked. They give Nathan their condolences, have a couple of beers and leave. Max then says, "Dad, you tell me you're dying of cancer yet you tell your friends you're dying of AIDS. I don't understand."
Nathan replies, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."