What do men and beer have in common?19 Man Jokes
They're both empty from the neck up.
What not to say to the nice policeman:16 Police Jokes
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: "I will give you three wishes."24 Genie Jokes
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: "I want a beer that never is empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says: "I want two more of these."
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.13 Bar Jokes
He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
What does a man consider a seven course meal?12 Man JokesNext page JokesBeer Sayings
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.