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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

16     police jokes


What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

19     man jokes


An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: "I will give you three wishes."

The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: "I want a beer that never is empty."

With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

The man says: "I want two more of these."

30     genie jokes


A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.

He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

13     bar jokes


What does a man consider a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

12     man jokes






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