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How does a man take a bubble bath?

He eats beans for dinner.

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Proposal

What has no shape, you can't see it, travels fast, creates a sonicboom, and kills with deadly accuracy?

Whatever you do to answer, don't look at that fat guy eating a plate of beans ...

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Proposal

A family of three are in a hot air balloon. It's a mom, dad, and a toddler. The balloon catches fire and the mom says, "We need to get out of here!"

The dad picks up the two parachutes and straps one on himself and one on his wife.

"What about the baby?" Asks the mom.
"We'll have to leave him here." The dad replies, and he grabs the mom's hand, and jumps out.

The two landed safely, right outside of a small town. They went into a restaraunt, as they were hungry. The waitress says, "I think there's someone here waiting for you, you fit the description."

The couple follow the waitress to a table where their child is sitting!
"How did you get here? We thought you died!" Exclaimed the father.
The toddler said, "Me no stupid, me no dumb, me jump onto Daddy's bum! Daddy goes 'boom', and I go zoom, and that's how I got here so soon."

The mom is shocked. "I told you not to eat those beans for dinner last night!"

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Proposal

What is the cheapest way to entertain?

Serve bean dip at a hot tub party.

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