During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:1
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"
Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted ...
An airline captain was helping a new blonde
flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning as the pilot
was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up to ask what happened to her.
She answered the phone, crying, and said, "I can't get out of the room!"
"You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked. "Why not?"
She replied, "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.0 Proposal
His wife was really angry and told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds, and it better be there!"
The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back into the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Rick has been missing since Friday.
Two black guys walk into a bar they all go into the bathroom, at the same time they're in there for six hours.0
The first black guy comes out two hours later and the bartenders asks
"what're you doing in there? the black guy replies blowing bubbles.
The next guy comes out two hours later than the next guy and the bartender asks,
" what are you doing in there for so long? so the black guy says blowing bubbles,
Now the bartender's curious, What are these guys doing in there for so long? he wonders Finally the last black guy comes out and the bartender's furious. "what are you doing in there for so long?"No wait let me guess your blowing bubbles!"
Now the black guy hangs his head looks up at him and says"NO SIR I AM BUBBLES."