A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar
and asks if he could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ireland
," replies the second man.
The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of Course," replies the second man.
Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replies the second man.
Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replies the second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!"
About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Malley twins
are drunk again."
A guy walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy drinks it down in one.
"Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must happened".
"I came home early today," answered the guy, "went up to the bedroom, and there was my wife having sex with my best friend!"
The bartender pours the dude another triple shot. "This one's on the house". The guy gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife?"
The guy answers: "Yea, I walked up to her, told her we're through, pack your bag's and get out, I told her!"
"What about your friend?" asks the bartender.
"I looked him straight in the eye and said: Bad Dog!"