walked into a bar
and called for the bartender.
"I'll have a glass of blood
," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma
," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
walks into this bar
, jumps up on the stool and says to the bartender, "Hey barkeep, it's my birthday
today. How 'bout a free drink
The bartender turns, looks at the dog and nods his head, "Sure pal, toilet
's right down the hall."
One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar
with his pet dog
. The bartender said, "Sorry, pal. No pets allowed."
The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets
game and you'll see."
The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turned on the game.
The guy said, "Watch. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
"Wow! That's one hell of a dog you got there. What happens when the Jets score a touchdown
?" asked the bartender.
The man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him for seven years."