A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."21 Church Jokes
The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"
The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff ... church, church, church."
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?18 Man Jokes
The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.
Golf balls are like eggs.3 Golf Ball Jokes
They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And a week later you have to buy more.
After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up.15 Football Jokes
"Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to seven."
He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"
A guy and a nun go golfing. The guy hits his ball into the water. He says "Damn! I missed!" The nun replies "Don't swear. God can hear you." So the guy is like "Whatever".15 God JokesNext page Jokes
He hits the ball again. It goes into the trees. "Damn! I missed!" "Don't swear, God can hear you!" "Whatever"
So, he hits his ball once again, but it only goes about 4 yards. "AARRRGH!!!! SHIT!!!!"
Ok, so about now, God gets mad. He throws down a thunderbolt. It hits the nun.
"Damn! I missed!"