61 jokes about balls9
first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens
would not work in zero gravity
. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
used a pencil
Question: Why Dont Chickens Play Basketball?2
Answer: There Would Be Too Many Fowls.
After spending all day watching football
, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV
and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife
woke him up.
"Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to seven."
He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"
A man lying on a nude beach noticed a little girl eyeballing his private bits as she approached, so he covered them with a newspaper.3
When the little girl was close enough, she asked the man what he was hiding under the newspaper, to which he replied, "it's just my little bird."
The little girl asked if she could see the little bird, to which the man replied that she could not, because it was resting.
The man eventually fell asleep, forgetting about the incident.
A while later, the man woke up in a hospital bed, in AGONY, and cried out, "what HAPPENED???"
Just then, the little girl stepped in and said, "I tried to play with your little bird, but it SPIT at me, so I broke its neck, crushed its eggs, and burned its nest..." ~ Dreisdale