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Proposal

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

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I heard Rex Grossman tried to kill himself after the Super Bowl ...

He couldn't go through with it though. He kept dropping the gun ...

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Proposal

Some flies were playing football in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball.

One of them said: "We'll have to do better than this, lads. We're playing in the cup tomorrow."

1     → Joke


The psychology teacher had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the students. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the teacher asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

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After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up.

"Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to seven."

He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"

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